Tuesday, October 23, 2018

My Best Friend... Anthony

Oh! How I have been looking forward to writing this blog. I met the coolest person ever. His name is Anthony and he is a bat. Not only is he a bat, but he is a charming bat. At first, I was a little put off by him, but after just one conversation with him, I just... I don't know how to explain it! I just wanna do whatever I can for him!

So I was hanging out on floor 59 in Railroad Towers waiting for a friend. That's when I ran into him, or... rather... he ran into me. I'm usually extremely antisocial. But it was the way he said, "Hey, there," that sort of got me out of my box.

"Hi," I said to him. "I'm Ɉ̵̞͓͖͈͎̼̮̮̄͌̈́̉͑̈́̉̓́̕ɘ̶̡̡̫̗͚͇̱̝̉͑͌̏̅͠ͅͅq̶̱͈̝͔͈̝̪͙͔͍̈́̋͋̒͘q̷̰̞̗̦̫̏̿̾̅͂̀͊͘͠͠ḭ̷̢̡͉͎̘̹̦̝́̈̓̈͑̂͊̾T̸̨̰͔͖̲̊̈̍̄̓͛͜͜͝ ̴̲̇͐γ̴͈͇̘̤͔͕̠͙̒̆͊͝b̷͍͚͚̱̮̘̙̠̠͗͛̔̋͋́̿͐̃̕͜b̶͕̣̫̹̺͗̈̐̍͠υ̵̢̢̤̰̣͓̩̙͆̏͗́̐̓́̽͠͝ઘ̶̗̞̟̹̊̔͗̕͜ͅ. I was just waiting for my friend."

"It doesn't look like it to me," said the bat. Suddenly, I realized that he was right! Wow! Apparently I was just standing there for no reason! I immediately apologized for being an idiot.


"That's fine. My name is Anthony, by the way."

"Hi, Anthony," I said with a silly smile.

"Did you know that you really are an idiot?"

"I am?"

"Yes, you are. You have an IQ of about 30. Did you know that?"

"No, I didn't. But I do now. Wow, I'm stupid."

He then asked me, "Did you know what stupid people are good for?"

"What's that?"

"Sucking my dick whenever I need them to."


It made sense, I thought. I mean... if I was really that stupid, I ought to be sucking his dick. I've been sucking it on and off while I've been writing this. It's funny how life can sometimes seem like it's going one way and then you realize that it's really completely different. Who knew I was a cock-sucking idiot this whole time?!

Oh, apparently Anthony just told me that he's been hypnotizing me since we met. He was trying to ruin my life because that gives him kicks. But that's okay because I'm too stupid to care! Haha! Wow. I'm really that stupid!

Anyways, I gotta get off this thing. Anthony wants to throw me out the window. But before I go, why not check out the book I wrote back before I knew I was stupid. It's called "Pack Rats of The Inside." ... I think. Anyways, here is some information:

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Tuesday, October 16, 2018

The Evil Ferros Blog... of Evil!

Welcome to Ferros' very first blog! I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Ferros. I'm a ferret. My name sounds a lot like what I am. I live in the basement of Railroad Towers near a bunch of mice who let me eat them. I am an evil scientist and am currently working on a project to convert the basement area into a fully fledged evil base for my master.

I don't wanna talk about my master at the moment because I promised to be secretive about him until later. But I just wanna say that he is a really great master who gives me a lot of free will to do my work. He only beats me up once in a while which isn't so bad. Because of an unfortunate alchemy accident, my body heals itself without need of a doctor. It really helped out that one time when I was tossed down that elevator shaft. Hey, that was how I found the basement to begin with! Who knew there was a basement under the whole building! Well, actually its not really that weird now that I think on it.

So normally this laptop belongs to someone else, but it's mine now. I stoled it. I stoled it real good. And its previous owner is currently inside a big glass tube. I'm gonna be using him to help out with some of my experiments.


So what's the first thing I am gonna talk about today? Rape or murder? Rape or murder? They are both so interesting. Of course, I don't get to do much of either of those because I am down here working on my projects. My master does it all the time. I guess its his privilege. I guess when I get this place operational, I'll have more free time.

The only public evil I got to do recently was when I went upstairs to get some lithium batteries. (My master won't let me use plutonium anymore after... the Incident.) I saw a little girl holding a sucker. I snatched that sucker and made her stand there as I licked it down to the stick. Yeah! Fuck you, decency! I'm a mother fucking bad-ass!

Candy-stealing is really where evil begins. They always say that nothing is easy as stealing candy from a baby (or in this case, a little girl.) But nobody can start at the top. You got to get your evil in wherever you can. The rape and murder comes later once you move up in rank. That is, unless you get killed on your way to the top. That happens sometimes to henchmen like me, but I do have an advantage!


For one thing, I can't die. I'm entirely immortal because of my healing ability. So where most henchmen would usually perish before they can rise to the rank of supreme leader, I am probably going to make it. And as I am balls deep in some woman that probably doesn't want me there, I'll think back to the good days... just licking those suckers while little girls cry. Yep, I am up for greater things in life.

Anyways, I have to go fill that glass tube up with unknown chemical compounds to see what effect it has on the previous owner of this laptop. If my calculations are correct, he should end up with giant tanuki balls. Either that or he'll just explode. Gawd! I hate it when they explode! I mean... It fun to watch initially, but then there's all that clean up. Ugh. Anyways, hurrah for my new evil ferret blog! Woo!

~Love, Ferros xoxo

Oh right. Almost forgot. While digging through his wallet, I found the laptop owner's business card which had some information about a book he wrote. You might want to go ahead and buy a copy. He'll need the income for his medical bills. Which, of course, I'm just gonna steal and use to spruce up my lab. Here is some information:

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Also, here I found a trailer for it also. Looks spooky! I could totally fap to it!

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

An Unfortunate Run-In with Silky

Let's see. Who is Silky? I'm not really thinking clear enough to write this blog. Maybe stop here and do this next week instead. No, wait! Okay, so... Silky is this cat. Purple cat and very tall. He's male but you almost couldn't tell by how girly she... or he tends to be. Um... I think he/she drugged me. Where am I again?

"What a fucking awful voice you have," says Silky to me.

"What's wrong with it?" I asked.

"Fucking shut your fucking mouth and continue to describe me on that stupid computer of yours."

I think I am drugged. It must have been something I drank at that party. Everything in my head is messed up. I was on the 66th floor of Railroad Towers. I think I ran into her. Is it a her?

"I'm whatever the fuck I need to be," she growls. "You fucking piece of trash, just write your fucking blog."

She's really mean to me. I'm really upset but... I just can't bring myself to defy her. Or him. I'm pretty sure I saw a penis at some point. I think I've been hit a few times. I have a little blood on me, but I am not sure where it came from. Is it even mine? Silky did it. From the way he looks at me, I know he did it. Or she did it.

She has me by the scruff of my neck as I try to write this. I keep worrying that she's gonna bash my head into the keyboard andMDASL;lsamfcm csklcmcsklkmlaskd jcslajco dsovvp. Ok, Ow. That really hurt. And one of the keys popped out.


I don't understand why she's doing this to me. What did I do? Why is she targeting me?

"Because you are today's garbage," she tells me. "You were a fucking asshole to me at the party. So now I own you and I'm gonna make your life a living hell."

I don't even know what I did. I was just at a party. I barely even remember anything that happened. Seriously, I'm really scared here. I don't know what he's gonna do to me. Or she. What the fuck is happening?

She speaks to me in my ear, "I'm your fucking boss now, you piece of trash. When I am through with you, you're gonna be licking my asshole every time I take a shit."

Something tells me that isn't going to be a very pleasant thing. If anyone is reading this, I'm in Railroad Towers and I really need helpdma;dlkl; afmlldfjfloeafp kadsd[pkKAkksa


Correction. I'm doing fine. My face is leeding ut I am fine. And one of my keys isn't working anymore. My poor laptop is roken now.

"Say goodye to your fans, trash fucker," she says.

What did I do? Just tell me what I did! I'll elieve anything she says! Just tell me what I did wrong!

Silky gets very close to me and whispers, "I asked for a dance, and you said I was creepy. And for that, I will make the rest of your fucking life hell. Do your understand me, itch?"

ut I don't rememer. I don't rememer! Help! I don't want this! I don't wanna e her personal toilet paper! Help!

"Wrap up your fucking log!" she yells at me. "I gotta take a shit!"

Sorry aout this. I need to end the log early. My laptop is arely working anymore anyways. And that one key still won't work. If I ever make it out of this, you may want to try checking out my ook, Pack Rats of the Inside." Here is some information:

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Tuesday, October 2, 2018

❤ Garry's ❤ School of Fascinating Lessons

My stay in Railroad Towers can sometimes be a little bit confusing the more I look back at it. Sometimes I feel like I've lived several lives there all happening simultaneously. I can't really prove this, but I suppose life will continue one way or another.

One incident that rather grabs my memory was a visit to the Le Whiff Boutique which was a store for ladies attire. Now as you all know, I am a pervert. I confess it. I was not going there to wear the clothing but rather pick a few pairs of panties, enter into a dressing room, masturbate with them a bit, and then return them to the hanger like a decent person. It's the little things in life. You know what I mean.


After having a jolly bout of silky faps, I happened upon the store's owner and manager. He was a skunk named ❤ Garry ❤.

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A skunk named ❤ Garry ❤.

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Where the fuck are these hearts coming from? ❤ Garry ❤. Um... Okay, so whenever I type out his name little hearts pop up on either side of it. I swear I'm not doing it on purpose.

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❤ Garry ❤

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❤ Garry ❤ ❤ Garry ❤ ❤ Garry ❤

...

Okay, lemme just continue. So the owner of the Le Whiff Boutique was one ❤ Garry ❤ who was one of the most amorous displays of faggotry that I have ever beheld. He wore these tiny shorts and a pink tank-top that was about five sizes too short for him. Pretty much it covered his nips and left the majority of his belly completely in the open. When first I saw it, I mistook it for a bra.

❤ Garry ❤ must have known what I had been doing in the dressing room. At first, I thought I was in trouble, but I soon realized that he was rather impressed at my bravado. "Oh, yer such a bad boy," he told me.

"Yeah, I know," was my reply. "I've got to go now though."

"So soon?" the skunk said with a wink.

"Yes," I replied. "I'm worried I'm gonna end up catching all that gay that's practically emanating from you."


❤ Garry ❤ giggled and I tried to walk past him. But in the process of trying to do so, I happened to bump into his tail which he most certainly intended to happen. There was a smell. It was not a bad smell, but it was certainly there. I was instantly horny and frozen in spot. I don't know how to explain it, but ❤ Garry ❤ suddenly looked a lot more interesting to me.

"Oh, I guess you wanna stay after all," said ❤ Garry ❤.

"Why are you so sexy all of the sudden?" I asked in a horny-driven stupor.

"There's probably a lot of things you like but don't understand it now. I'm willing to teach you, if you like." ❤ Garry ❤ handed me a card that said:

❤ Garry's ❤ School of Faggotry
Railroad Towers
Room 99

I looked back at him. He waved his tail about and I smiled. "When can I start?"

It's been a few weeks now. I'm pretty much a faggot. I wear panties and go around asking handsome men to fuck me. Anal sex is the best. Wow. I'm such a loser. What the fuck happened to me? Fuck me hard, daddy!

❤ Garry ❤ really was a great teacher. But you can learn about a lot of other things in my book "Pack Rats of The Inside." Check out the information below:

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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

A Strange Appointment with Doctor Brady

Railroad Towers is an interesting place. During my time there, I met a lot of interesting people. I have to say that one person in particular that I feel I got very close to was one Doctor Brady. He ran a medical station on floor 81. I did get a bit hurt during my stay. Don't really wanna go into the details as of why. Just note that I was bleeding a bit from the head and needed immediate treatment.

The medical station was much like your standard doctor's office. There was a waiting room and a reception area. The nurse who checked me in was a giraffe. She was nice and everything but ultimately she seemed a bit bored. Anyways this story isn't about her.

After about five minutes, a very handsome bat walked out wearing a white coat. "Mister Tippet? My name is Doctor Brady. You can come back with me if you're ready."

He was a flat-out gorgeous male. And his voice... I can't even begin to relay how... manly it sounded. The bat had a smile on him as well that never seemed to go away. I don't think I followed him as much as I sort of floated behind him as he led me to an examination room.

"Have a seat right there," he told me. I don't actually remember sitting. I'm pretty sure my ass hit the table simply from being ordered to by this handsome bat doctor. And keep in mind, I'm really not one to swoon like this for men. I'm a pretty straight forward kind of person. But he was just so charming.


He took me by my bleeding head and gave it a careful examination. "You've really been banged up, I see. And these here look like... claw marks?"

"Yeah," I said being a bit short for words.

He released me and made a few notes onto a clipboard. "New to RailRoad Towers? These things tend to happen more often then not around here."

"I tried to be careful," said I.

"Don't we all. I can mix something up that can take care of your wounds. May I ask you a personal question?"

"Yeah, Doc?"

"What exactly are you? You seem to be shifting in and out of time and space."

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The bat nodded, "Well, it's no more stranger than everything else these days. Look, I'll be right back. Nice tail by the way."

He walked out and left me squirming on that table. I looked around the room. His doctorate was posted on the wall. I squinted a little trying to read the tiny words from where I was sitting. Alchemy? He had a doctorate in alchemy? I was a little confused because I had never heard of such a thing. At the time, my knowledge of alchemy was not really all that big. Nor did I really have any idea it had anything to do with the profession of healing.

Brady returned in about ten minutes with a case. I watched him place the case onto a table and take out a syringe. "Afraid of needles, Mister Tippet?"

"Not really afraid. What's that stuff gonna do to me?" I asked.

"It's going to solve your problems. Just lend me your arm."


So the next part of my story is a bit confusing. Honestly, I think I was a little high. I do know, however, that my wounds totally disappeared. But that was the least of the experience. I'm pretty sure I saw the handsome bat on top of me, thrusting and moaning. I'm also pretty sure I had a vagina. And he was fucking my vagina. At first I thought it was a dream or a result of some sort of anesthetic, but that isn't where the story ends.

Before I knew it, he was patting me on the back as I was walking to the exit. "Enjoy your stay in Railroad Towers. Come back and see me if you have any other concerns."

"Um, sure thing, Doctor Brady."

By the way, I'm pregnant now. I may need to see him again because I have no idea where it's going to come out of.

While I am dealing with this interesting issue, you can go check out my book "Pack Rats of the Inside." Here is some information on pricing and where to find it:

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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

The Mysterious Vore Cult

I was on vacation last weekend at a place called Railroad Towers. Fascinating place with lots of different animal people. We all talked and had various forms of sexual recreation. Hedonism at its finest, I must say. This building sported over 100 floors and had every type of indoor sports and recreation I could imagine. However, something very odd happened to me after a mishap with the elevator.

By the way, these elevators were very nice. They had these moving windows that would sneak up on you. A bit hard to explain, but that is not the point I am getting at. Just wanted to slip that in there.

I was with my friend, a tiger by the way. We had just stepped out to get pizza. I was carrying it all and had to hit the elevator button with my elbow. I must have hit the wrong button because the bloody thing started to descend underground. Not that we were really worried. All we had to do was make the correction and we'd be heading right back up to continue with our debauchery--but now with pizza.

However, we both rather had to change our minds when those doors opened up somewhere in the basement area. The first thing we noticed was candlelight. Lots of candlelight. There were strange paints all over the walls and floor. At first me and my tiger friend were a bit too dumbstruck to move and speak. Although, I admit to making a little cry of pain as the pizza boxes became a little too hot to hold onto. But when the doors began to close, Tiger Boy shot out his arm to keep it open.

"Is this really our business?" I asked Tiger Boy.

"Why not?" he asks rhetorically. "We're here, so its our business."

I'll be honest. I make it a point not to argue with tigers. In truth, what he said did not make a bit of sense, but I wasn't going to tell him that. He might rape me in the ass just to drive the point home. So we were soon walking out into the mysterious place in search of whatever we would find. And find something we did.


The strange candles and paints ultimately led to a large room filled to the brim with very small mice all wearing oddly fashioned cherries on their heads. Yes, you read that correctly. Cherries. Stems and all. They were gathered in a circle and knelt down as if praying. The paints seemed to form pictures across the floors and walls depicting open maws and teeth. Some of them showed mice being torn in two. All very grizzly, but Tiger Boy appeared much pleased by this.

I remember he asked me, "Do you know what this is?"

"As far as I know," said I, "It is something that doesn't involve us."

"Not quite," said Tiger Boy. "This is the fabled vore cult of Railroad Towers. These mice come here and fantasize about being devoured."

"Devoured by whom?" asked I.

"By us... apparently," said Tiger Boy licking his lips.

Still a bit dumbfounded, the only thing I could think to say was, "But we bought all this pizza."

Tiger Boy apparently did not care. Predators... Always thinking about their next meal. Anyways, he was the first to make our presence known. He walked out in their midst and... I couldn't really tell, but I think he slobbered a bit. I was at a bad angle.

When the cherry-headed mice all stood up, they looked up to my friend like he was some sort of god. And believe me, he isn't. He only looks like ones when he's naked. I'm not even joking. But these mice didn't need to see his thick, bulging cock to feel this way about him. No, they all looked onto him as a means to an end. I mean... I know I can be naive at the best of times, but even I knew what was going to happen next.

These crazy mice were practically giving themselves to Tiger Boy. He was snapping them up by their tails and getting dropped right into his maw. They screamed and cried as they were masticated into mousy bits. It really started to become a little messy. Tiger Boy offered me one, but I declined and went over to a corner where I began to devour some of the pizza we had gone through the trouble of buying.


I mean it's not that what was happening wasn't interesting. It was even kinky in a sort of grim way. But I have to say that I always get a little annoyed hanging around predators when they are... predatoring. Is that even a word? Anyways, he didn't eat all of the mice. The remaining 13 (I think) stood in the blood of their devoured comrades and made a promise to him that they would make more of themselves for him to gobble up later.

So we were back on the elevator. I was still chowing down on pizza while my tiger friend stood next to me with blood dripping down to his feet. I was quite clearly just trying to ignore him. We were half way up to the 80th floor when I happen to look up at him. My god. That look in his eyes. He wanted to eat me too! And I think he was going to! Tiger Boy was going to tear me to bits right there in the elevator!

I didn't have anywhere to go. There were still 20 floors left. I did the only thing I could think of to get out of that horrible situation. "Want a slice?" I asked holding up the pizza boxes.

Tiger Boy licked his lips and took a slice from the box. As awkward as the rest of the ride up was, I made it to the 80th floor alive. The rest of the day was filled with fun and frolic. And yes, he did end up fucking me in the ass. Scared the living piss out of me. In fact, he uh... He sort of ended up taking me back home with him.

I'm currently writing this from Tiger Boy's basement. I've been here for the last week. Plz send help.

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