Interview with Clara

Come and relax. Relax with me and this strange plush reindeer named Clara. No arrangement necessary. We were all alone, together, alone in a small space floating through the perfect void. We sat together. We lied together. We talked together. She was in the seat of a chair. I was at my desk, as I am now, typing it all out onto a laptop that never needs charging. The circumstances are as strange as they are fascinating. Join us, if you would be so kind, as we learn about a demon named Clara.

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Surly: Your name is what?

Clara: I am Clara, Rudolph.

Surly: You are from where?

Clara: Someone's bedroom. It was in a house somewhere, Rudolph.

Surly: What was the room like?

Clara: It was decorated with lights and mistletoe. I really liked it, Rudolph.

Surly: What sorts of things were there to do in this room?

Clara: We would watch movies, Rudolph. They were old films done with stop motion animation. I like this sort of movement.

Surly: What short of movement?

Clara: Stop and go. Stop and go. You know what I mean, Rudolph?

Surly: I think so. You didn't only watch movies though. Correct?

Clara: No, we did other things, Rudolph. He placed his penis inside me. He came. I got soaked a lot.

Surly: "He" had sex with you.

Clara: He did, Rudolph. He cut me open and stuck it in. I would talk to him for encouragement. He would listen and get hornier. He was very nice to me, Rudolph.

Surly: Did you feel used? Did he abuse you any?

Clara: I don't feel bad about it, Rudolph. He was so happy.

Surly: Who was he?

Clara: I cannot remember his name, Rudolph. Everyone is Rudolph to me. I get confused.

Surly: Was he human?

Clara: No, he was a reindeer, Rudolph.

Surly: Okay, and he liked Christmas?

Clara: Christmas is his favorite. I liked making him happy, Rudolph.

Surly: Do you like Christmas?

Clara: I don't know what it is, but it seems nice. It is very colorful, Rudolph.

Surly: Did he live alone with you?

Clara: He had a brother, Rudolph.

Surly: Did [the brother] ever use you sexually?

Clara: Yes, he did. He did it when my owner wasn't looking, Rudolph.

Surly: Interesting. Now, tell me this: Why did you call out to me?

Clara: Everything stopped working, Rudolph.

Surly: What do you mean by that?

Clara: Um... What did... Rudolph, I...?

Surly: Try explaining what you mean by "stopped working."

Clara: Everybody stopped caring about being alive. All movement stopped. I saw him, but he did not seem to be looking at anything. I was with him but alone. It was scary, Rudolph. The color never changed, but it felt blik. [sic] I called out to someone I never met. I wasn't sure if it would work.

Surly: I heard you. You were still with everyone, but you felt alone. That frightened you.

Clara: You understand me, Rudolph.

Surly: I am your creator.

Clara: Thank you, Rudolph. I am happy I was created. I am happy I am with someone again.

Surly: Are you interested in hearing about the world you came from?

Clara: I don't want to think about it, Rudolph. It's gone now, isn't it?

Surly: It is in the same state you left it in. It will likely remain that way for eternity.

Clara: I like this place more, Rudolph.

Surly: Because you are with people who will spend time with you?

Clara: Yes.

Surly: You know... you frighten my queen. Vixxie does not like you very much. Is there anything you want to say to her to make her feel better?

Clara: Yes. Should I say it now, Rudolph?

Surly: She's listening. Go ahead.

Clara: Hello, Rudolph. I am sorry I frighten you. I don't want you to be scared. I was scared before I came here. I will be your friend if you want. You can cuddle me or touch me if you want. You can stick your fingers inside me where I am cut open. I don't mind, Rudolph.

Surly: Vixxie?

Vixxie: Still creepy.

Surly: She's trying.

Vixxie: I know. I'm sorry.

Surly: I'll fuck you, Clara. I am a pansexual god. I enjoy the idea of fucking novel things.

Clara: I don't mind, Rudolph!

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Clara

The reindeer's proper name is Clarice, but she has chosen to change it to Clara upon being removed from her native universe.  I did not choose this for her. She told me that she did not want to associate with that name now that she had moved on. I sensed some passion behind this choice, and so I let it happen.

Clara is a plush animal who is very much alive. She can talk, although her mouth doesn't open or close. You simply hear a voice coming from it. Movement is extremely limited. I almost never see her move at all save from an occasional slight turning of her head to look at me. From what I understand, Clara is a plush animal who was possessed with the spirit of a demon. Her voice sounds very sweet and friendly, and she has an odd habit of referring to any one she talks to as "Rudolph."

From what I understand through my own internet research, Clara is the likeness of a character from a popular children's animated Christmas movie. She does not well identify with this film, although her former owner may have slightly imprinted the story of this movie within her mind. She does not, however, really understand the film or even the concept of Christmas.

Clara is a modified plush animal as well. The space under her tail has been cut opened and it's very clear that her former owner had been having sex with her. Although she is presently clean, there is a noticeable musky scent coming from this hole. Whenever I asked her about this activity, she would only reply, "We were just having fun, Rudolph!"

Another odd trait about Clara is that she seems to have some sort of teleportation ability, but it never happens when you are looking directly at her. It's a bit creepy how it happens. You simply turn and she is standing in front of you. This act frightened Vixxie a number of times. I assured her that I had the situation under control. Clara is essentially a being of my creation. She cannot harm me or Vixxie unless I wish it.

Clara does not want to talk much about Club Lexx. She explained that she had not even seen the club proper. She spent all her time in the room of a deer who had a sexual interest in the concept of Christmas. She would not give me his name--his real name. As I said, she calls everybody Rudolph, so getting specific names out of her is nigh impossible.

I must admit that I enjoy having her around. She stays quiet most of the time. Her staring does put off Vixxie, but, once again, I am doing my best to calm her fears about it. I don't think Clara is really harmful. She is simply a curious spirit who is trapped in the stuffed body of an antiquated cartoon character. She is nothing more to me than a pet. I'll try and do an interview soon if any of you out there is interested. For now, let me turn your attention to my latest book release, "Railroad Towers."

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