Vixxie Tales #13

Surly and I had a talk last night. He's going through something really rough right now, and I wanted to make him as happy as I could. I'll try and explain it out as best as I can. You see, Surly made really close friends with this rat named Charlie a while back. I don't wanna go too far into what happened, but along the way we lost him. The whole incident has been really rough on Surly, much like when he lost me.

Ever since we lost Charlie, he's been trying to find a way to get him back. It isn't as simple as when he brought me back, as silly as that sounds. The thing about Charlie is that he is still out there somewhere... we just don't know where that is. And if any of you people in Scritch City happen to know where he is, please tell Miss Silky or someone at the Railroad Club. We would really like that information.

Now, while Surly has been trying to find Charlie, he's been going through a sort of strange struggle with his own physical identity. He's been placed under hypnosis by Musty, and this hypnosis has given him the ability to change form (when triggered) into a rat named Buddy. Yes, a similar name to his spirit called Buddy Tippet.

He explained to me that right now Buddy the Rat is the crazier side of him, and he gets too out of control when he switches. He is worried about changing around me because he might rape me or something. He has plans to try and literally train his rat-self into behaving more maturely. Personally, I find the whole thing a mite disturbing, but I care enough for Surly to support him in what's happening. After all, his rat transformation is happening because of his love for Charlie.

Surly has been very compassionate about the whole ordeal with me. He checked with me about how I felt about him looking and even acting like a different person. He said that the whole old goat thing had more to do with him being an elder in the village I grew up in. I learned to love him in this form, and he was worried about taking that away from me. I explained that I would be fine with him changing as long as it was clear that it was still the same man that I fell in love with.

After listening to what I had to say, he pointed out that he did not think his Surly form would be permanently gone, but that there would be two forms of him that would come out when necessary. I accepted this, although I am still worried for him. He's going through so much right now. I can't even get into some of the horrible things he is doing in order to get Charlie back. The list is very long and disturbing, but he is so intent on making it happen that he is willing to do those bad things.

As for me, I am still spending most of my time in the room in the back of the Railroad Club. I have gotten so used to living in small quarters that going out frightens me. He had offered to have Fluke escort me out, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. So I've just been hanging out here with Clara, waiting for more news from Surly.

My only request is a simple one: If you happen to see him wondering around out there, just give him space. Help him out if you can. He's all alone out there, or at least it seems like it.

Thanks for reading my blog.

A Vision Out of Nowhere

It's been a long night in the back of the Railroad Club. I've been hanging out with Vixxie. A little sex here and there, but it's been mostly us just talking and enjoying each other's company.

Well, roughly an hour or so ago, I blanked out for about two minutes. Vixxie didn't even notice it happened. The only reason she checked on me at all was because Clara asked, "Is something wrong with you, Rudolph?" She was looking at me when she said it.

Vixxie found me staring into nothing and was softly saying my name. I remember hearing her saying it, but I was a bit too busy looking at something that wasn't there. I knew I was having a vision. I knew I was sitting on my bed while Vixxie was trying to get my attention. I was just ignoring her as I tried to make sense of the weird stuff that I saw.

For the first minute of the vision, I saw a circle open up into a gray, overcast world. I say overcast because it could have been clouds. In truth, it was just a gray sky, so clouds were assumed. Pretty gloomy on the whole, but there wasn't any rain or anything.

The gray reached down to the horizon where there was an ocean of water and a beach of sorts which led to my feet. The water appeared shallow and ran its way to my feet, although I never actually looked down at my actual feet. I could have just as easily been standing on dry land, but the bubble this vision was showing in never had me looking in any direction but straight ahead.

The water was very still, almost glassy. There were no waves. Popping up from many different places from the water were dead trees. Sitting on a great many of the branches of these trees were an uncountable number of crows... or at the very least birds that were black. These birds were alive and fluttered a little, letting me know that they were living creatures.

For a moment, it appeared as if many of the birds were going to take off from the tree, but the scene reversed itself back to them simply sitting on the tree branches again.

All of which I described to you took place in the course of about fifteen seconds. Once that time was complete, the circle closed up like an iris, and I attempted to will it back into existence. No luck. It was gone. The remaining minute or so was just me trying to get it back. After realizing that it was over, I looked at Vixxie and told her what I saw.

We discussed it for a little while. All this happened while silly stuff was happening outside in the Railroad Club. I'll probably head out there to mess around with people. Lots of stuff happening today, actually. I'll talk about it later if it gets interesting.

Vixxie Tales #12

A whole twelve blogs for Vixxie Tales! I can't believe I have written this many. Right now, Surly is right next to me, and we are on a new laptop. It's not too different than the old one, but it seems to run better and the screen is bigger. I saw it change right before my eyes. I assumed that it was Surly who somehow did it, and I thought it was really cool.

Surly's laptop is magical. Sometimes it can be in multiple places at once. Back when I was just starting Vixxie Tales, he was bringing his laptop with him, but I was still able to use it. I always thought that was really neat. It's a laptop that can be anywhere.

Surly has been meeting a lot of interesting people. I was a little too busy with Surly to meet him, and there was a ferret-otter hybrid that showed up in our room right as my husband was teaching me how to use the new laptop. Surly says his name is Picard and that he is from another dimension. He doesn't really approve of his presence in Scritch City but is just letting it happen anyhow.

Oh, and before I got started on this blog, Fluke was here. Clara frightened him. She talked to him suddenly, and he did not seem to expect it. She does that a lot, but I've gotten used to it. I hope he isn't upset by it or anything.

Surly tells me he has been involved in some really dark things, but he explains that it is all very important. He sometimes tells me of these things and they are a little hard to hear, but I always assume he knows best. After all... he's God. And I love him.

I am really happy that I've been able to write these blogs. And this is a very special one because he's snuggling up to me the whole time. It's been really nice having him back. Thanks for reading!

I Found Leeto

Leeto. You know this guy? He's a regular reoccurring character in my books. I found him in the Tailhole Club. I wasn't really looking for him, but when he saw me and Fluke walk in on him, the bat went into a fit and ran at us with a knife. He didn't make it very far though. Poor guy collapsed onto the floor at my feet.

As it turns out, Leeto had become a drug addict in the Tailhole Club. He was still slurping cocks and eating a shocking amount of people's bodily fluids, but he had sadly fallen into the spiral of drug use to the point where he wasn't able to function all that well. I had Fluke pull him into one of the back rooms with me, and we abused him for a little bit.

Leeto was mad at me because I had forgotten about him being in Scritch City for a long time. Now, this was not a long time for the people of Scritch City, but Leeto has a sort of forth wall perception. He was aware of the time that was going by outside of this universe. This caused him to go crazy and begin using drugs to numb his senses.

I know I said I abused him a bit, but I actually really like Leeto. He's someone I am particularly fond of because he has had it really hard. He has been having visions and out-of-body experiences from my other books. Not to mention the book about him that I never finished. He's one of the most tortured individuals I know.

I got him out of there and brought him to a place I arranged for Fluke to live in. Right now, I am running an investigation to find a friend of mine. I've been leaving Vixxie alone in the back room of the Railroad Club the whole time, but she has been expressing some interest in going out on her own. I may let her do that. I'm getting more comfortable with the idea, but I'd still like to find someone to chaperone her all the same.

Anyways, that's all I got for now. Got a new book coming out soon. It's presently being edited. No promotions this time. I've got to go out and meet someone about a thing. If any of you run into a crazy white bat, do him a friendly act and let him suck your dick. Seriously, with him it's entirely a moral act. Not even joking.

My Dear Vixxie

I spent a few hours in bed with Vixxie, staring at my laptop. I could have gotten up to write a blog, but I didn't want to leave her for a while. She missed me; I could tell. She had spent the entire time I was away at the Tailhole Club looking for things to do. Apparently she spent an interesting time with Officer Dakota. I'd be lying if I said I didn't find that just a little attractive.

Vixxie knows I sleep around. She knew that one of the reasons I went to the Tailhole Club was to have sex with people, complete strangers honestly. She knew. Vixxie knows I am a hedonist, and, in her strange childlike innocence, she simply accepts it.

Despite being the original creator of this world, there is still the concept of fidelity. Cheating on your partner can still lead to broken hearts, sadness and anger. It happens this way because the concept of betrayal is still extant. I couldn't think of a way to change this. I can make a hedonistic society, but I can't remove the very concept of betrayal. People still hurt because of this.

Indeed, I loosely know of a world where this sort of thing is more of a concern. Actually, it exists in this world in the surrounding United States. They still have not crossed the line that Scritch City has, although their temptation is great. I wouldn't be surprised if they fell inline with this tiny, little citystate located in the middle of Nevada.

As for Vixxie, she knows of my betrayal, but she doesn't fully comprehend what it is. Not fully, only partially. She knows I am betraying her, but she accepts it as something that makes me happy. She also knows that I will always come back to her. How can she not? I brought her back from the dead. That's a little difficult to ignore.

Vixxie is my wife. We are a married couple. I love her dearly. The things that we share are stronger than any relationship I have had with anyone else in my long life. I genuinely love her. I love her more than sex. I don't even need to have sex with her to love her... although I do have sex with her. I had just finished having sex with her before I began writing this.

Oddly, just being able to fuck around in the Tailhole Club made me want her all the more. By the time I left that building, I was dying to be with her. I was lusting after her intensely. She gives me a comfort no one else can. I love her so much.

There is a look in her eyes which is somewhat difficult to describe, but I shall try. It is like looking into the wondering eyes of a child. Vixxie isn't really innocent. She's been through too much to be innocent anymore. But she accepts things with a simple heart in a way that no other character of mine can. It's sweet, adorable, and wonderful to behold.

Obviously this is a side effect of being born inside a children's book. It's just her type. She can't help but be this way. There is a purity of spirit within her that will never, ever be destroyed.

As I said, Vixxie knows I sleep around. She understands that I am a horny deviant, and I am. I am who I am, and she is who she is. We accept one another, and we always shall.

As far as news in Scritch City, the counsel has met for the first time after the takeover of Sol Invictus. I did not participate. They are probably dealing with preparations for his arrival and implementation into the culture of the world.

Also there was a large pinwheel shape that suddenly appeared across the parking lot of the Tailhole Club. It appears to be some sort of early version of a swastika. It has freaked out Baphomet a little bit, as much as he can be freaked out. The man is generally very chill. It's good to see we are still on such good terms. Either way, I suspect some very interesting things are coming to this city real soon.

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Vixxie Tales #11

It's time for Vixxie Tales #11. I have a sammich, and a soda, and I have a guest with me today. She's a fox like me. She is also a police officer, which she kind of had to explain to me a little bit, but I understand it now. Her name is Dakota, and she has just been hanging out with me for the last half an hour.

So far, she has been really nice. She's been sitting on my bed and being pretty quiet. She said she just wanted to watch me and that we didn't have to talk. So here I am, writing a new Vixxie Tales while she watches.

So I asked her if she knew any other foxes, and apparently she has a son! He's here in the club right now, but he is staying in Miss Silky's room. Maybe I can meet him soon. He sounds super cute. Dakota says that she just lets him do whatever he wants, which is a weird way to parent, but I don't wanna be too judgmental.

Dakota is really friendly, but she spends most of her time staring at me. I keep wondering if she is hinting about sex or something. I asked her if she wanted to talk or do anything, and she only said, "Maybe later, hun." So maybe sex? I dunno. It's so much easier to be sure with Surly.

Oh, I wanted to mention something about Surly. That last blog (the one about Jason finding the donkey) just sort of appeared on the site. The laptop was with me, so he wasn't present to actually write it. I'm not sure how it actually got written. I've been scratching my ears about it for a while now. Maybe, it's just because he is God, but I never saw him do that before. I guess that's why it's weird.

I still haven't found out where Surly keeps his covers, so I guess no book promotion. I am happy to be able to do these blogs all the same. Their fun! And I really enjoyed my sammich too. See ya next time!

The Desert Mule

Falling. Icey cold sensations passing through his fingertips. Blood. A steely acceptance of fate. These sensations were felt as the falling continued. Icey mountains flew past, flinging themselves upwards into the misty sky. No ground below. Nothing in the sky. Just falling and cold.

The sound of a door. Click-clack slam! A rush of wood flies past the senses. A sudden change in temperature. Gravity. Ground. Wind. Sand. Blood. Confusion. And then... loneliness.

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Jason marched through the endless desert of Zed with five little creatures called Lust Beaers trailing after him. Each of the little ones wore circlets upon their heads with little symbols upon them.

"Well, we're here again," said Eager Ears Fennec whose circlet bore the symbol of a double arrow. "Not that I've personally been here before, but Sly's been here before. I'd rather gets out of here as soon as we can though. This is the place we banished Ixus to."

"Ixus is contained," said Jason.

"Are we sure of that?" asked Lewd Ideas Kangaroo. His circlet had a symbol made of of three sperms. "If I see him, I can still kick the crap out of him."

"You would fail," remarked Jason coldly as he stepped through the sand. He only briefly looked back at the bold kangaroo through his dark sunglasses.

"He's probably right," said Eager. "Any sight of Ixus or Dresden means we need to go in the opposite direction."

Kinky Fix Raccoon, whose circlet bore the symbol of a triskelion, angrily said, "I'm about this close to just setting Ixus free on the whole fucking multiverse. I'm not gonna be happy until we find out where Stinky Ass Skunk is."

"He's just lost," said Eager Ears.

"I want him back," growled the raccoon. "I fucking loved him."

"I'm hungry," said Glutton Party Rat who had the symbol of a stack of pancakes on his circlet.

"Then suck my dick!" shouted Kinky angrily.

Although he seemed a little interested, the rat continued to complain, "I didn't have time to eat before we left Scritch City. I feel like I'm dying."

"Then eat cum, faggot," said Kinky Fix, grabbing Glutton by his hair.

Eager Ears yelled, "Cut it out, you stupid fucks! We're in Zed right now! Also Glutton is our key bearer! He'll find a doorway easier if he's hungry!"

"Quiet," said Jason calmly.

Eager held up a paw to halt her party. Kinky pushed Glutton away and crossed his arms with aggravation. Jason stepped forward and looked out across the sandy waste. He saw someone. It was a body simply laying in the sand near a large rock.

"There's someone over there," announced the tall fox. "Might be a corpse."

"Might be a trap," said Lewd Ideas Kangaroo. "Want me to run up and kick the shit out of it?"

"No," replied Jason. "Wait here. I'll deal with it."

Eager Ears Fennec turned to her team as the fox walked away. "Lewd, escort Glutton around the area so he can look for a door. Right now, we just need to get out of Zed, and then we can use the CI [Cartographer's Initiative] to find our way back to Hedon."

"Let's get moving, bucko," said Lewd Ideas.

"So hungry," the rat complained as he walked.

"I swear to Maximus, I'm gonna fist Stinky so hard in his asshole if I find him," grumbled Kinky Fix Raccoon. "And I hope it fucking hurts him."

"Kinky, shut up," ordered Eager Ears.

Jason stepped up to the body. It was a donkey with curly hair. He was lying face down on the ground in a disheveled manner as if he had fallen from a great height. There was blood running out from his hip. Jason crouched down and rolled the body over. The donkey's eyes were open. To the fox's surprise, they blinked.

"You're alive," said Jason.

"I am?" queried the donkey groggily.

Jason checked the donkey's injury. "You've been shot in the hip. The wound is healing quickly though. You're only bleeding a little bit."

"Well, you don't see that every day." The words were a little confusing to Jason, but he chose to ignore them at present. The fox then tore a strip of the donkey's shirt off and used it to bandage the wound.

"What's your name?" asked Jason.

"Cornelius," replied the donkey. "Are you sure I'm not dead?"

"Not only are you not dead, you can probably stand up and walk. You're gonna have a limp though."

"That's fair," grumbled the donkey.

The fox grabbed the donkey by his arm and pulled him up, keeping him steady. The two looked at one another for a moment. Cornelius appeared both confused and curious. "Who are you?" the donkey asked.

"I'm Jason."

"The fuck? You came all the way down here... to rescue me?"

"Down here?" Jason paused and then asked, "Cornelius, do you know where you are right now?"

"I... I don't know anything anymore. Just tell me where I am, and that'll probably be good enough."

"You're in a place called Zed. It's a very dangerous place. I need you to come with me and my friends so we can get you out of here."

The donkey suddenly reached up and pulled off Jason's sunglasses. Although somewhat annoyed, the fox allowed it to happen. The two gazed into each other's eyes. Cornelius asked, "You... don't even... remember?"

"Remember what?"

To this, there was no answer. Jason held out his hand, and Cornelius returned the fox his sunglasses. After placing them back over his eyes, the fox heard a call from Eager Ears Fennec.

"We found one!" she cried from afar.

Jason waved to her and then held Cornelius by his arm. "We have to go. I'll keep you steady. Just do the best you can, okay?"

The dazed and confused donkey returned, "Sure, I guess so. Whatever, man."

The donkey limped forward the best that he could. Jason stayed by his side the entire way. Soon another strange sight as seen. A door. A floating door with a light shining through it. Eager Ears Fennec shouted, "Everyone, go through!" Cornelius watched as all the strange little people followed this order.

"What the fuck is that?" muttered the limping donkey. "What's even going on?"

"Don't think about it," said Jason. "Just go through."

Jason and Cornelius were the last to pass through the door. After they were gone, the door swung shut, locked itself, and disappeared from reality altogether. Nothing was left but sand.