1. Vixxie doesn't exist anymore. She honestly did some things that pissed me off, but she might have had some fair reasoning behind it. Either way, she's gone. Don't expect to hear anymore about her. I'm closing the book on the girl. I'm now unmarried and happy to be so.
2. I have a girlfriend named Camilla. She's a bat, and I love her more than anything. You'll probably be seeing a lot of her around town, but just keep in mind who she belongs to. Like... I am not saying you can't fuck her, just don't try and hurt her. I'm very defensive of my girl.
3. On the topic of Miss Silky, I'm kind of through with her... and I do not care if she reads this. In fact, I am going to give her some much needed advice: You better learn real fast how to be a good and submissive girl. Don't tell me you can't do it. You did it for Jason for years. Time for those days to return.
4. Scritch City belongs to the bats now. I wanted it that way, and I'll be damned if anyone takes it away from me. If you want to make me happy, go give all your prayers to Camazotz. I'm endorsing him.
Camazotz, if you read this, I want to meet you and have a chat.
5. The Fidgety Ferret reopened! Go and fuck a whore!
That's it! Before I go, just listen... Scritch City is all hedonism. It's what makes it so great. Yes, it can be very dangerous, but that's a small price to pay for all the fun and pleasurable benefits we get from it. Support your damn city! Go out and find something fun to do! There are plenty of jobs out there that pay well. All we ask is that you don't hold so tightly to your dignity.
Oh, wait. Camilla wants to type something:
"Hi! I'm Camilla. I don't have anything specific to say. I just wanted everyone to know I was here and real. Oh, also, I have a fabric company that makes pillows and things with half-phrases on them. It's called "Half-Life Productions," and I promise that none of it is radioactive. You can find the storefront at the Pavilion in North Scritch City. Bye!"
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