I'm Going to Have Fun

I don't want to get too much into this, but as I am writing this, I am planning on having a fun little excursion into what this city is all about. I am Buddy Tippet. I am a hedonist. And right now, I feel like having a fun time.

Since my release from the dragons, I haven't been doing much. I've more or less just been sitting in my room at the Railroad Club and exploring the world from here. It's time I do a bit of exploring. That's really all I have to say on the matter.

For now, I turn your attention to my books. They are as follows:

Pack Rats of The Inside

Vox Deus

b.t.

The Nom Nom Chronicles

You can find them by clicking this link HERE.

Why not buy a copy and allow your mind to wonder to more pleasant places? Let yourself indulge in that wonderful sticky darkness. That's what I am about to do.

We're All Hedonists!

In the last few hours, I've been getting some really annoying emails. Look at some of these selections:

"You're just being used by Miss Silky and the other elites. Stop supporting them!"

"People are getting killed in the streets and you don't seem to know. If you do, you don't seem to care."

"Miss Silky and Baphomet are the same. They just act by different rules. Scritch City is like living in hell."

"You interviewed a doctor who raped me and got me pregnant. He offered to pay me for the baby. What the actual fuck?"

"Fuck the Fairy Ermine. We're better off without her."

"I know Quentin personally. You'll be better off once a bullet gets lodged in his brain. Fuck Quentin."

"You're books are a part of the problem. Stop writing and get out of this city."

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What the fuck did I do against any of you people? What did any of us do... but allow you all to seek out your own fortunes and pleasures. If you really think its bad here in Scritch City, try leaving it. Go out into the great USA and see how they treat you when you even attempt to do what comes natural. America is full of prudes that care nothing for our own natural urges.

Scritch City was founded on an unwavering principle of hedonism. We are allowed to seek our own pleasures selfishly as it was intended. I don't want to see bullshit like this in my email inbox! If you are having trouble making it to the top in SC then you were meant, by your very nature, to be fucked in the ass by a big, fat dominant male!

Life isn't fair, fuckers! If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck out while you can, because we're coming for you to put you where you fucking belong!

And you can buy my fucking books right HERE! Read 'em or fuck off!

Something's Happening

Ever walk outside and everything seems a little different? Different colors or something like that? I don't think my situation is exactly like this. It's more of a collective of observations. I'm looking at myself as much as I am other people--the people around me. I've also been dipping about in social media and checking out what's going on in Scritch City.

First of all, I feel like I've been living at the Railraod Club for months now. What has it been... a week? A few days? Why does it feel like months? I don't get it. People don't look like they are moving slowly or anything. I just... I can't seem to perceive time correctly. It's genuinely disconcerting.

I can understand a long time feeling short... but a short time feeling long? How can the brain even work like that? It doesn't make any sense to me. Can any of you figure this out? The whole thing is extremely disturbing to me.

I also got to thinking about Aloe recently too. I noticed her here at the Railroad Club today. I think she is still here too. The sharks all seem to really like her. They were going on about how cute she is and something about a tiny weapon she carried with her. (To be clear, the sharks working at the club are weapon aficionados.)

Miss Silky really liked Aloe. I can tell because I caught her referring to her as her "Little Snickers Bar." Miss Silky always calls people she likes after sweet things. Of course, I had that in my book too. It's based on truth. She really does that.

A while back--I don't know how long--I doxxed Aloe hard. I was getting her journals on my desk back at home. Come to think of it, I haven't been to my house in a while. I know, by order, it was before I was taken by the dragons. I wonder how Eddie is doing. He isn't allowed into the club.

Wait... I'm rambling.

One of the things I read about was that there is some sort of new group or something appearing in the city as if it was already here, but only now revealing itself. Nobody knows what its called yet, but the theme of it seems to be counter to the hedonistic principles this city was founded on. There's a lot of talk about the corruption of the elites, and like-same subjects.

Yesterday, if I had heard about something like this, I would have laughed it off. But something just feels off today. It just feels like something is happening. I don't like it. I really don't. I like this city as is. We don't need any sort of reform. The elites keep this city working the way it should. Don't ruin something that functions well enough. We're happy here.

I'll have a talk with miss Silky once she is finished with Aloe. We'll sort this out. Maybe she already knows about it. Silky is great for this city. She keeps it peaceful. Leave us alone.

While you are here, have a look at my book about Scritch City. It is called b.t. and it is available through the link below:

11.99 - Paperback Edition
5.99 - Kindle Edition


Click here to see the Amazon.com listing of all of his books.

Things Have Quieted Down

I have not received any new images or sound bytes from the incident near the Pavilion. So I decided to do my best to give the order of events the best I can. It will perhaps serve to help people out and maybe more information will be forthcoming. I'd hate for this case to grow cold. I, quite unfortunately, will not be using any timestamps because they will more than likely be inaccurate.

1: The power throughout Scritch City went out for about 2 minutes. There was apparently no one NOT affected by this. Anything with backup power did function, but main power was wiped out. The Railroad Club was affected. We have a generator available but it was not set up and ultimately not needed after the 2 minutes was up.

2: Shortly after the power goes out, a bright ball of light appears just south of the Pavilion. It was captured on multiple cameras at the time. This ball of light was accompanied by a tremendously loud noise which you can hear in the two previous blogs. The light and sound lasted roughly a full second.

3: People close to the incident could hear the sounds of an old man screaming for about 5 to 10 seconds.

4: The police apparently move into action at this point and begin filing towards ground zero. Officer Dakota was in charge of the investigation.

5: After 2 minutes, power spontaneously returns to the entire city.

6: Reports coming in from the investigation speak of a burn mark in the ground that looks door-shaped. It is believed that someone came through it into Scritch City. A regular viewer of this blog, Shawn O'Toole, comments that the bang signified someone "punching" through to our side. However, he also seems to think he is from a different universe and thinks my famous character Ixus could be the one doing it. So take what he said for a grain of salt.

7: The only new update comes from an anonymous source. He writes to me:

They are three, and the one leading them is "The Savior."

I haven't the foggiest what this means but thought it was interesting enough to post. It might just be someone trying to troll us by being mysterious. Anyways, that's all I have. If anyone reading this blog has any new information, contact me at BuddyTippet@gmail.com.

Also, check out my latest book The Nom Nom Chronicles. Here is some information:

15.99 - Paperback Edition
5.99 - Kindle Edition

Click here to see the Amazon.com listing of all of my books.

New Audio of the Incident

You would be surprised at how difficult it has been to get a hold of new footage or audio of the weird thing that happened in the early hours of the morning. I am happy to say that I was able to obtain a new audio clip that was taken much closer to ground zero. It comes from a security feed that was sadly facing the wrong way. Nothing really shows on it but the top half of someone's head, but the sound captured is GLORIOUS! Please have a listen!

CLICK HERE TO HEAR AUDIO!

This clip was taken only about a mile away from the Pavilion. I don't even think the camera's mic was able to take it in properly. One person described it as having a lot of bass to it. They could feel it wrenching at their gut. It hurt to hear this sound apparently.

And yet, with all its light and bluster, there was no crater left at all. Only the burned in mark of a door. Many are pretty sure someone or something came through, but nobody has any footage of this. There were zero cameras at ground zero. But that doesn't mean other cameras didn't see anything strange.

By the way, there seems to be some confusion. The event did not happen AT the Pavilion. It was about a block away in an abandoned parking lot for a grocery store that closed about two years ago. There's really nothing there.

Miss Silky still wants everyone to stop interfering with the police. They are working very hard on this and need your cooperation. I even got a memo from Officer Dakota which literally reads, "Don't interfere. My trigger finger is itchy right now. Just give me a reason."

Might be best to just let them be, friends. If you have any footage or new audio of the event, email them to me at BuddyTippet@gmail.com. I'll post whatever you send me. Also check out my latest book The Nom Nom Chronicles. Here is some info:

15.99 - Paperback Edition
5.99 - Kindle Edition

Click here to see the Amazon.com listing of all of my books.