The Church of Starry Wisdom

I actually had this whole blog I was going to write about vorarephilia, but I got a few emails that I did not expect. Threw off my whole blogging schedule. I was asked to post on my blog about some Starry Wisdom news. If you don't already know, the Church of Starry Wisdom refers to the gathering of followers of the Fairy Ermine. From what I understand, a goodly portion of these persons are into cosplay. I've actually been interested in it myself, having written a story about the deity (published in b.t.). I was planning on attending the church myself with sincere interest in their beliefs.

Anyways! I had a conversation with someone one of the church's regulars. He insisted that we set up a video call (something I almost never do.) I set it up on my computer and soon we were looking at each other. I was a little bit shocked at what I saw. I thought I was face to face with Judy Hopps from Zootopia. The bunny I was speaking with was actually Jerry, a male rabbit who fancied cosplaying as Judy from the movie. Yes, it was entirely for sexual reasons. And I have to admit, he was amazing at it for him being a legit male.

Apparently there is also a cosplayer for Nick Wilde and... Nick's... mom. I did not even know Nick's mom was in the movie, but Judy... Oops! I mean... Jerry assured me there was a brief scene with her in it that most people overlook. My interest in the church only heightened at all of this.

Jerry and I talked for a while, but he actually had a pre-written statement he wanted me to post. It seems so many people are using me to make statements, but I suppose that is how this blog is evolving. The following is the statement Jerry handed off to me which is direct from the Church of Starry Wisdom's leadership:

Attention, Scritch City! The Church of Starry Wisdom has moved to a new location in order to be with Calix, the wonderful son of our beautiful and eternally sexy Fairy Ermine. We welcome all visitors, even those who are just curious, to F2 Ursa Rd. found in the Moonfall Point division in northeast Scritch City.

We have a full week of cosplaying events. If you are a fan of a particular character from a movie or cartoon, feel free to show up in full costume. We do not judge on species, gender, or sexual preferences. Tell us about your fantasy and we will see if we can help you live it out in some manner.

If you just want to show up for sex, that's okay too. We are all very friendly and simply enjoy having fun. No pressure, but also no limits! Hope to see you there! Praise the Fairy Ermine! Praise her son! And praise the father!

~Elsie AKA @ottergirlcock on SCIM (CSW RHP)

I think I will go to one of their meetings. If anything just to see what it's all about. Jerry was super nice too. I couldn't get over how much like Judy he really looked like. I mean... you could see he was male, but he just looked so much like her otherwise. And honestly I like the whole concept of the Fairy Ermine to begin with.

Now, I had absolutely no idea about her having a son (Calix). The father was mentioned too. I have no idea who he is either. I'm sure that will come out soon though! How can such a thing be kept a secret for very long? I'll let you know what I find out.

On to other news: I received a response from Quentin as to the claims made by my friend Elliot and his pet Coonus. I promised him that I would post it on the blog. So here you go:

The difficulty with making a response to Elliot's statements is in how craftily he has worded them. His assertion boils down to the idea that I essentially have a split personality that I am unable to perceive. If I have no capacity to know of it, how can I confirm or deny it? How can I even prove such a thing or be proven wrong? Anyone could have such accusations made about them and have a challenge attempting to refute them. Hypothetically I could allow you to interview people close to me to prove or disprove it. However, I will not. As I have made clear, I want my privacy. I do not believe [that] Elliot's unproven claims warrant sacrificing more of it.

In response to Coonus, that's quite the means of thanking the guy who removed the bomb planted in your skull, and got his car damaged for it.

I'm always a tad uncomfortable when dealing with Quentin and things going on in his life. What's all this about a bomb? Honestly, I don't know what to make of any of this. I'll call this one a draw and pass it up until I get new material.

I'll do what I can to get to that vorarephilia blog next week. At this point, I usually promote one of my books. How about Pack Rats of the Inside? This is a deep and dark journey into the depths of... Well, I'm not sure where I was when I wrote it. Supposedly I was in a place called Railroad Towers at the time. Anyways, here is the cover, a trailer, and some information on how to purchase yourself a copy:

$9.99 - Paperback Edition
$5.99 - Kindle Edition

Click here to see the Amazon.com listing of all of my books.