This message is to inform the being/entity known as Surly/Buddy Tippet that he has recently broken the laws and statutes within the city-state of Scritch City. The council hereby demands he returns to us to face justice based on our laws.
We of the council are of the understanding that he, under the name of Buddy Tippet, once held residency here. We shall take this fact into account with the intention to be compassionate in our ruling. At the very least, he shall be restricted from leaving this place ever again as to prevent him from causing any more problems for the denizens of Scritch City or elsewhere.
As he likely already has surmised, we of the council have taken temporary control of his blog. We shall allow him to respond in the appropriate area, however, access to his blog will not be given back until he is firmly in our control.
We of the counsel have grown tired of the meddling of one who acts as a god of the multiverse. It is time for him to accept responsibility for his destructive actions and finally act in the interest of all people living within his world.
Please respond in a timely manner.
How very formal. Also you took control of a blog that was being presently run by my wife. But let's be honest, you people are a bunch of shit-bags who shoot at innocents at a moment's notice. That may be allowed by your laws, but I'm not cool with any of it.
ReplyDeleteI want to also say how close you all came to nearly wiping your own selves out. Do you have any idea how important that laptop was? Actually, you probably did and didn't even care. Fuck all of you.
Also I know you wrote this, Jason. Stop hiding behind the council and talk to me yourself.
Interesting twist... I support you 110% my friend. Give them hell!
DeleteA city against a god? Not exactly a fair fight. More like a virgin venturing into the wrong neighborhood.
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