Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Couch Vore

It was the early 2000s. Furries were just beginning to experiment with the strangest concepts for what could be a fetish. Vore was certainly picking up like mad. But there were so many types of vore. The furries busily worked hard to see what orifices they could shove themselves into. One particular idea, namely couch vore, picked up steam for all of 3 minutes and then promptly fell backwards into near perfect obscurity.

It is almost impossible to find anymore--other than a rather hilarious comic by the rather talented artist EK Goya in 2002. The concept was that of an old dilapidated couch that seems to draw the person sitting on it into the back portion of it. I'm sure we have all found a couch like this before. Only in this case, Y̵O̴U̷ ̴A̵R̷E̶ ̸N̷E̴V̶E̷R̶ ̷S̸E̵E̴N̸ ̵O̸R̴ ̶H̷E̶A̸R̴D̶ ̴F̶R̵O̸M̵ ̷A̶G̴A̶I̴N̵!̵


Comic © EK Goya

Personally, I was sad to see this fetish drift off into nothing. I have memories of a particularly saggy couch in high school. I would always take dibs on it and get down right in the middle of it. Whatever supporting structure that was meant to hold up my ass was gone as late as the 70's. Now the couch did its level best to devour me each and every time. There was something somewhat euphoric about having your rear end drawn into an endless nothing. True story.

The only reason I can imagine that this fetish did not take off was likely because not enough people could relate to it in a sexual way like I did. I am not even sure that EK Goya really had the fetish. It was more likely that he simply thought it was funny. His comment on the post read, "This is just wrong." And I rather would agree with that. Couch vore is wrong. There is nothing right about it.

Comic © EK Goya

Nevertheless I did enjoy it. I'll never forget that couch in high school. Oh! The times it tried to devour me! What fun times they were! I always wondered what happened to it. Is it still sitting in that same corner, or has it been properly trashed. Perhaps it ended up getting crushed in some hydraulic press somewhere. Perhaps if it did, the operator heard a mysterious cry of distress at the moment of its untimely demise! RIP!

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4 comments:

  1. The idea isn't that odd. The couch is a predator "plant" that lures its prey by "scent" and "beauty" as a "it would be comfortable to sit or sleep here" sort of deal. It is just another hungry "spider" that snatches without prowling.

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    1. It was most certainly a submissive fetish. it does identify with other similar types. In some ways, it still exists but in other forms. Not sure why I did not think of that.

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  2. Fascinating, the idea of a false sense of security that leads to an untimely demise within the void. It is a very natural dynamic that demonstrates the fact that apathy leads to nothingness. An otherwise inanimate object that exhibits predatory tendencies brings a very creepy factor into the mix.

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    1. What is so wrong with apathy. Falling into a nothing abyss sounds quite comfortable honestly. All that padding. Murr.

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