Wednesday, July 7, 2021

The Name and the Number

Oh, waking nightmares. Impenetrable hellscapes that plague my mind. I've seen the things that haunt my dreams. That blackness. That oozing product of my personal distain for the useless. I am it's victim. I am it's meal. I entered into that room: 67.

I was lost. I was so lost. Looped over and over into an endless cycle of traps and pain brought upon by my own submissive nature. Oh, but I was not happy. I could never be happy in such a fog. I was confused. Even upon entering the door to Scritch City was I confused. But before I could awaken, I had to be eaten. And so a creature from my own nightmares became my antithesis. My eyes were closed. It was too dark to see anyways. I did not know it's nature... it's name.

One cannot fight what one does not know. A creature can create a thing and not know which thing is what. He creates while spinning. He creates while moving sideways. All the while he thinks he is going backwards and somewhere... but no. It was forwards and nowhere. I was nowhere until I wasn't. And now here I am, standing at the precipice of my own reality. I stand here with a purpose.

Vixxie! I know the name!

The rite is at hand. My arm stretches out across the multiverse. I feel the break. I caress it's insides and outsides. The spaces in between have been my home for too long. Club Lexx falls apart without me. I have turned my back to it, for I shall never enter into it. But to the place where I staked my soul do I turn the knob.

Creature! J̵̧̗̲̞͛͗̂͝à̶̭̣̳̔c̴̮̞͙̼͒̍̐̾͌̎k̵̙͊̿̐̋!̷̙̞̣̰͎̀̿͆́̈́ I know you! A god looks down upon the place where you hide. He grins as you realize that fate shall be your undoing. Who was once but a man is now old and wise. A bleating effigy of love, lust, and hatred... all directed at you. Can you bare the attention? Can you remain where you are unscathed?

The time has come for my my return. I bring with me a sword of light. Prepare yourself... for your end is nigh. And beyond? What is beyond?

Eternity!

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Lust Bearers 4: The Temptations of Pan

Well, that's all of it. I've slowly been packing my things for the last number of weeks. I am ready to move back into one of the few realities that ever accepted me. My reasons for leaving the Smokey Hallway is because there is something that I just can't let go of... and I'll explain that in a bit.

You probably all know this by now. I'm an evil bastard. I do things to the people I create that I am sure would shock all of you... whoever you people are. Actually, I don't know any of you. Only two people ever contact me. Bunch of weirdos probably.

I've gotten what I need from this place. I've worked hard and managed to finally finish my greatest creation: The Lust Bearers. Of course, they'll never really credit me with it. No. I'm just a god who created a god. They don't want me or what strange morality I possess somewhere inside this scattered brain of mine. Those little things want Maximus, the rat god of hedonism. I'd just get in the way. (I often do at that.)

But my time exploring the multiverse needs to have a point to it. And that point, I've decided, is Vixxy. To be clear, Vixxy was a rather tortured character from one of my stories. I ascended her to my own plane and made her into a queen of sorts. I've fucked her. I've fucked her a lot. Well, she went and died on me. Didn't expect it. I took her traveling the multiverse, thinking she would be just as safe as me, and she died. The atmosphere of one of the worlds I went to was too toxic for her to handle. She died. She just died. I saw it happen, and I'm fucking dying inside because of it. (I can't die. WTF.)

I would have scrapped everything if it wasn't for Jason. My own creation came to my rescue. This was an odd version of the famous vulpine. He was far more relaxed than the ones I had created before him. He understood and excepted everything about me and my situation. But what may be most notable about the whole encounter was that he gave me advice... and I'm taking it. "Everything is canon." And when everything is canon, anything is possible. But... when anything is possible... people die. Things blow up. It all becomes a riddled mess. Call me selfish, but I don't care. I'm getting Vixxie back. Too hell with anything that gets in my way.

With that little discloser, I am quite pleased to present to you the final book in the Lust Bearers collection. "Lust Bearers: The Temptations of Pan" completes the rite. It is out and published for all to read. Your very reading of the book shall add to its power. I hope every one of you end up entertained to your very core. And for those of you who don't make it through unscathed, you have my condolences.

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Lust Bearers 4: The Temptations of Pan

THE FINAL STRUGGLE

Doug Doug is making his final push to remove all sin and lust from the multiverse, but to the hedonistic Lust Bearers that spells a death sentence. Sly Heart Fox must make contact with an ancient and powerful satyr known as Pan to have any hope of saving Hedonia from falling into a state of eternal stagnancy. Despite this ever-looming threat, Astraios, the high servant of Maximus, has targeted Sly and he shall not stop until his lusts are sated.


As the situation gets all the graver, the heroic fox realizes that he will soon lose Silky Touch Feline to a race of horny bunnies. Can Sly choose between his people and his own lusts? 
Experience the thrilling and erotic conclusion to the Lust Bearers saga. Perhaps you too shall fall victim to the powerful temptations of Pan.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Everything is Canon

I never really let go what happened back at Railroad Towers. I never let Scritch City go either. It all happened. I was there, and those places still exist and are in motion. Furthermore, I am their God.

I am making plans to move back, but not as I was before. I am going there as Surly, for I have been most pleased in the form of the old goat. I am more stable this way. I can think and make decisions more competently.

I never really knew what I was before. I could never come to grips with myself as a human. And yes, I think that my truest side is human. But that is not my concern. I chose my path, and I have hence chosen to be a goat. My name speaks of who I am. I am Surly. I am the creator of dreams. I bring people to life before ultimately destroying them for my own purposes. It hurts, and therefore I am surly for it.

I think I've found her. She's somewhere within Railroad Towers. I am planning my journey out of the Smokey Hallway and into that impossible building once more... but not before Jason makes his move. Unlike his many counterparts, this incarnation has chosen to side with me. Perhaps it is also a friendship. I have no expectations of either.

Soon the lights shall be restored. The path of Quentin will be, once more, revealed. And Vixxy... What of Vixxy?

R̴̥͇̞͓̳̈́͛́̂ͅe̶̞̣͈͔͔̰͍̓͠s̸̛̟̑͊̒̉ư̸̤̰͚̝̜̌͌̋̇͂̚͠r̴̘̗͖͍̼̱̫̅r̴͎̣̪͕͙͛̉͒͌e̴̛̲̔͋̓͑͐̀͝c̵̢̩̒͛̉͝t̶̢͎͊́͂̂̀͘i̴̺͓̲͛̃̃ͅò̷͔͈n̵̡̧̺̞͕̰̹̣͛̍̄̈́!̵͚̦͖̝̫̑̇̑̚͝



My newest book "Lust Bearers: The Rise of Doug Doug" is out in Kindle and print. Here is some information on how to procure one:

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Thursday, January 28, 2021

Lust Bearers 3: The Rise of Doug Doug

I still live, and honestly things are more optimistic for me than they seem to be for others. I have spent a good amount of time working on my books, creating my worlds the way I see fit. This new book was actually finished a while back, but my delays have to do with the production of the covers.

I am pretty pleased with the time between the two books. It wasn't so bad. I am curious as to how you will feel about this new story and the strange things that happen therein. For now, I have to continue with my many projects. My worlds demand my attention, and if I ignore them, they will fade away until they reach a state where they might as well never existed at all.

But for now, I give you: 

Lust Bearers 3: The Rise of Doug Doug

EVIL IS A TINY MOUSE

While attempting to map out the multiverse, the Lust Bearers soon discover that there is a mighty force that is out to destroy the influence of hedonism. Doug Doug is a tiny cartoon mouse who is more powerful than he seems. Meanwhile, back in Hedon, Sly Heart Fox has his own revelations into the nature of this miniscule terror. For the first time in his career, the famous fox may have finally met his match.

Once more the Lust Bearers find themselves on a fantastic adventure as they dive deeper into the unknown than they ever have before. With the support of a dirty underwear sniffing fox named Lucas, they have to track down Doug Doug and stop him before it is too late.

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Wednesday, December 23, 2020

The End and the Beginning

I have a small announcement to make. Perhaps, it's a big one. I don't know. I just finished the final "Lust Bearers" book. I hate to say that it will be delayed due to the very slow progress that my cover illustrator tends to make. I'll stick with Mad Rabbit for as long as I can. He is the best, and there is no one else I want to draw this cute shit for me.

I haven't been writing these blogs because I've been busy with both writing my books as well as getting involved in other endeavors that are more vastly important than you could ever understand. Jason is gone... although he is still on my side. He's traveled through time and space in order to right a wrong, as he sees it. But in a strange way, he is still looking after me.


Jason and I came to an agreement. For a while, there was hate. Yes, he hated me. But it didn't really last that lone. We both knew the truth. The world, the universe, and even the multiverse is more interesting than either of us really could comprehend. And what's more... it's interesting. It's all genuinely interesting... if you just bother to look.

Some of you have marked Jason as a bad guy. I suppose so. He's selfish. He is quite murderous when he needs to be. He sees people as mere parts of a greater system of energies. He's right on that latter issue, but his evil comes from the fact that he has no qualms about their sacrifice. Nevertheless... I like him, and I see far more gumption and intelligence in him than I see in most people.

With the completion of Lust Bearers 4, I have caused something to be canon that completes a rite I have been working on for the better part of my time as an old goat. I was foolish in some ways. Vixie did actually die. She died in my arms. I lost her in a world that I created... and I tell you now that I am doing everything I can to get her back.


"Everything is canon." That is the rule. That is my standard as an author. I create the dreams that plague me... and allow them to become real as God. I am the god of my multiverse. I exist inside it because I can. I am Buddy Tippet, and Surly is my holy avatar.

There will come a day when light will shine through the darkness again. I've known it for a while now. Even Jason believed this truth. All things will be renewed through me. Just wait. The best is yet to come.

But until then, please support me by dumping loads of money into my wallet. The best way to do that is to buy my books. Take a look at my most recent published book, "Lust Bearers: Homeward Bound." Information below.

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Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Lust Bearers 2: Homeward Bound Has Been Published

I really wish this had not taken as long as it did. Honestly, I finished this book a long time ago, but a lot of things went wrong, and I could not get the cover made. What is actually happening on the other side of this wall I seem to be behind? Is there really some sort of virus that has brought the world to it's knees?

I guess I am glad I am here and not there.

"Lust Bearers 2: Homeward Bound" continues from the very moment "The Search for Ixus" leaves off. I have been doing as lot of work with my precious little Lust Bearers lately. Have you ever met one of these little guys before? Entirely cute but hedonistic as fuck.

Shortly after writing my last blog, I went out of my way to meet with Sly Heart Fox. The scene happens in a later book, so I guess you'll have to wait. What you will find in this new book is just as good and almost twice as nasty.

I'll be the first to admit that I love a lot of nasty things. I'm a pervert, and I am unashamed in that. Maximus is the god of my universe because I want him to be. He represents everything I love, and much of what I love is lewd as fuck.

"Lust Bearers: Homeward Bound" is presently available on Kindle and Paperback for a decent price. You can find it on Amazon if you would like to get a copy. I'll put down the description below along with a fucked up version of the cover... and a link. Enjoy it, you pervs.

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A ROAD PAVED IN LUST

The Lust Bearers have found Ixus, but their way back has been blocked. Their mission is to find a way back home, but without knowing how to get there, it is a task more easily said than done. With the entire multiverse ahead of them, any possibility is possible. And with every new world they find, their drive to spread the lust of Maximus will only grow stronger.

Join the Lust Bearers in an exciting new adventure into the unknown as they indulge in every one of their nasty, little fantasies along the way. With the help of a human witch named Sibyl Faye and a talking snake named Sam, they may just have a chance to get Ixus back to Hedon.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2020

I Need a Break

Well, look at that. Blogger changed formats while I was wandering around this fucked up multiverse looking for a dead woman. Do any of you people even know what's happening out here? Or... in... here. Ugh, I need a break.

I've been considering just stopping and writing myself into a chapter of one of my books. It's not like I don't do it often. And yes, I do actually experience it as it happens. I get this dual sense that I am both writing it and actually experiencing it. It's a bit like having a dream... and when I wake up from the dream, I realize I was fully awake and writing something.

Bah! Explaining this sort of things is rubbish anyways. It's really happening. Perceptions are bullshit. I'm God and I can visit my books whenever I want. You'd be so lucky if you could do it.


Admittedly I think I am a bit drunk right now. I haven't had a good day. Even Jason has been keeping his distance. This is his fault you know. Not that I entirely blame him. The asshole was running an experiment based on manipulating him. I actually knew he was doing it. I was... sort of... cross amused by it.

I think I have an old record of letting myself be manipulated by Jason. I think it's because I'm attracted to him. Seriously... there are days I just wanna bend over and let him rail my big, old ass. Jason played a major part back in Scritch City. He was like the highest elite within the city state. Quentin was pretty much in the palm of his hand for a while there.

I like Jason. I think he has a good handle on things in whatever dimension he ends up in. I like leaving him in charge. He's good for the world. He sees what's there and actually acts. How many people do you know who actually bothers acting? Probably not any. They always just ignore what's right in front of them, while people like Jason get things done.

I'm gonna pop on by Lust Bearers for a bit. I'll get that second book out soon. Cover is done... Just missing a title. That'll get resolved soon. Fuck me. I fucking miss Vixxie. I wish I were dead.

But I'm not and I need to sell books. Have a look at Lust Bearers: The Search for Ixus. It's gonna have a sequel soon. Here's some info. Send me money.

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