First things first: I'm not in Scritch City right now, but I'm coming back faster than you might expect. I'm in another world called Ottertopia. Great place. I give it five stars. I'd give it more stars if I had 'em. Right now, I am undergoing a little conditioning. I'm changing. Everything about me is changing. I'm becoming something else, and it's something that needs to happen one way or another.
Second: I'm really putting this out there for Vixxie's sake. In fact, by the time she sees this post, I'll probably already be in Scritch City. So, if you're reading this, honey, go ahead and let them know I'll be showing up at the Railroad Club soon. Also... that rat thing is about to happen full time, but I wanna see you as I am for a while so we can work through this. I don't want you to be frightened. I'll love you no matter what form I take, and I hope you'll do the same for me.
Third: This one is for Miss Silky. I know what you're going through right now... maybe a bit more than I ought to. I'm sorry for... the thing. You know what I mean by that, I hope. I never intended to hurt you and cause you all this trouble. I'm especially sorry that Jason left. That's my fault too, and I actually wanna fix this up for ya. You're going through a lot of unnecessary stress right now, and I promise to do what I can to relieve you of it. We'll talk soon.
Fourth: Baphomet, I need you to halt whatever you're doing and talk with me as soon as we can get together. I want to help you out. I also need to fix something involving your white counterpart. He pissed me off. If he wants to run away from me when I get there, that's fine... but I'm not happy with him right now. Do as you will. I much more favor you, even though I am sure you helped him do what he did.
Last: To the followers of Sol Invictus, your God is about to show up on my turf. I know I gave it up, but I want you to know that I do intend to take it back. Take that as you will, but remember what it was like last time I was here. I play dirty, and sometimes my ire can be hard on friendships. Decide what you wanna do and do it.
That's it. I need to get back to working out this final transformation. Surly the goat will soon be no more. What comes next may decide the destiny of everything. See you very shortly.
